Changes: Shadow Orb

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This is a silly article.
The content of this article is not part of official Warcraft lore, but has nevertheless become part of the World of Warcraft culture or community.

How it started

It all started with the Poster: Bobthebeggar, a level 1 human warrior. An anonymous forum troll. But not just an ordinary troll! All he wanted, was a hat. He said he lives on Bob Island and has a wagon on his island. He had everything (although he said he was poor) except for a hat. He would do anything for a hat. His biggest wish would be a red fluffy hat with a green neon feather.

From then on, the Bob hype started.

The Bob family

Farmerbob Little is known about him. He was the first "evil" Bob in the Bob Family. He started with just teasing and annoying Bob trying to prevent him from getting a hat. Luckily he didn't succeed in that plan

Evilbob The fearsome Evilbob tried to destroy everything Bob had.

He loves Pizza and hates hats.

His first day on the Off Topic forums immediately gave a big response from the community. Bob, scared to lose his hat and wagon, tried to stop Bob by asking others for help. One responded, named Girlbob.

Girlbob challenged the mighty Evilbob for a duel and ultimately won. Evilbob was humiliated and the Godfather was not pleased...

Shortly after the duel, the ban hammer fell on the poor Evilbob.

But he didn't gave up! He returned with evil plans to destroy Bob and the rest of Azeroth. He wanted to hypnotize everybody with his restaurant "Evil Bob Cows"

Again, this plan failed.

He then returned to his lair to create a master plan. That would destroy everyone for ever.

This plan is right now in progress. He will soon be able to summon Hippybob and destroy every troll on the Off Topic together with his evil cousin, Smartbob

The end of Bob

This wasn't the cause of Evilbob himself. Bob got chased away from the Off topic by the mighty forum trolls themselves from the Off topic.

[1] was the last thread he posted in. Unfortunately he deleted all his posts...

No one knows where he might be posting now...But what we do know...Is that Off topic wants him back.

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+{{Silly}}
+== How it started ==
-[[Image:ShadowOrb.jpg|thumb|]]
-The '''Shadow Orb''' was a magical artifact created by the [[Orc]] [[Shadow Council]] of [[Gul'dan]].  Its ten pieces were found by [[Maiev|Maiev Shadowsong]] in the [[Tomb of Sargeras]] in [[Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne]] [[expansion]] [[Night Elf]] Campaign.
+It all started with the Poster: Bobthebeggar, a level 1 human warrior.
-One of it's little known properties is that it will drive the bearer to pursue a goal to the point of madness. In the case of [[Gul'dan]], he was driven to madness to obtain the [[Eye of Sargeras]]. In Maiev's case, she was driven to recapture [[Illidan]] at any cost.
+An anonymous forum troll. But not just an ordinary troll! All he wanted,
+was a hat. He said he lives on Bob Island and has a wagon on his island.
+He had everything (although he said he was poor) except for a hat.
+He would do anything for a hat. His biggest wish would be a red fluffy hat
+with a green neon feather.
+From then on, the Bob hype started.
-[[Category:Lore]]
+== The Bob family ==
+'''Farmerbob'''
+Little is known about him.
+He was the first "evil" Bob in the Bob Family. He started with just teasing and annoying Bob trying to prevent him from getting a hat. Luckily he didn't succeed in that plan
+----
+'''Evilbob'''
+The fearsome Evilbob tried to destroy everything Bob had.
+He loves Pizza and hates hats. [[File:Evilyakopie.jpg|thumb|Evilbob]]
+His first day on the Off Topic forums immediately gave a big response from the community.
+Bob, scared to lose his hat and wagon, tried to stop Bob by asking others for help. One responded, named Girlbob.
+Girlbob challenged the mighty Evilbob for a duel and ultimately won. Evilbob was humiliated and the Godfather was not pleased...
+Shortly after the duel, the ban hammer fell on the poor Evilbob.
+[[File:Ebc.jpg|thumb|Evil Bob Cows]]But he didn't gave up! He returned with evil plans to destroy Bob and the rest of                                 Azeroth. He wanted to hypnotize everybody with his restaurant "Evil Bob Cows"
+Again, this plan failed.
+He then returned to his lair to create a master plan. That would destroy everyone for ever.
+This plan is right now in progress. He will soon be able to summon Hippybob and destroy every troll on the Off Topic together with his evil cousin, Smartbob
+== The end of Bob ==
+This wasn't the cause of Evilbob himself.
+Bob got chased away from the Off topic by the mighty forum trolls themselves from the Off topic.
+[http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html?topicId=13816820568&sid=1&pageNo=1] was the last thread he posted in. Unfortunately he deleted all his posts...
+No one knows where he might be posting now...But what we do know...Is that Off topic wants him back.
+[[Category:Community]]