The Prolific Writer in Schnottz's Landing wants you to collect 6 Fresh Uniforms from Schnottz Sea Sailors[25.6, 67.9]


Please, <class>! We need your help!

We're being kept in this building against our will. And with the commander on such a tirade, there's no telling what he might do to us!

Perhaps if you were to secure some uniforms for us, we could sneak away.

We never should have come here. I see that now.

If you help us escape, I will write the TRUTH of what has happened here.

The men on those ships are all dressed in the garb we need.


Were you able to find us some uniforms, <race>?


These are perfect, <class>.

Wish us luck!


You will receive:

  • 8Gold 60Silver
  • 43900 XP

You will also be able to choose one of the following:

Inv boots leather cataclysm b 02
[Mirror-Polished Boots]
Inv gauntlets 124
[Gauntlets of the Obelisk]
Inv helmet plate cataclysm b 02
[False-Face Mask]
Inv stave 2h cataclysm b 02
[Officer's Formal Baton]


On Lockdown! while players are checking on the guests, the Prolific Writer offers this quest. Before heading out to the ships, turn in Lockdown! and pick up Sending a Message from Commander Schnottz.

On complete:

All of the guests put on the uniform!
Prolific Writer says: Alright everyone. Follow me and uhh... just act natural.
The guests walk out the back door of the building and disappear.


Quest progression

  1. Neutral 15 [83] Eastern Hospitality
  2. Neutral 15 [83] A Favor for the Furrier / Neutral 15 [83] The Desert Fox
  3. Neutral 15 [83] Idolatry / Neutral 15 [83] Angered Spirits / Neutral 15 [83] Fashionism
  4. Neutral 15 [83] Gobbles!
  5. Neutral 15 [83] Make Yourself Useful
  6. Neutral 15 [83] Crisis Management
  7. Neutral 15 [83] Battlezone
  8. Neutral 15 [83] Missed Me By Zhat Much!
  9. Complete all of:
  10. Neutral 15 [83] Firing Squad

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