Objectives Edit

Listen to Martek the Exiled's version of the story.

  • Choose an admirer to save
  • Ride to the end of the canyon
  • Find Deathwing
  • Beat Deathwing in a knife fight

Description Edit

These two have no idea how to tell a story. Theldurin's story was too short, and Lucien's tale was a little too tall, if you catch my drift.

Also, neither of their stories had hot babes in them.

Sit back, <name>. I'll tell you what really happened that day.

Completion Edit

I can't believe those guys would interrupt me like that. My story was going so well, too...

Anyhow, thanks for sticking around so long. It's nice to have someone new to share tall tales with. I'm sure Lucien and Theldurin feel the same way.

You have any you'd like to share with us?

Rewards Edit

You will be able to choose one of these rewards
Inv weapon hand 30
[Theldurin's Fist]
Inv weapon rifle 14
[Tosselwrench's Shrinker]
Inv weapon shortblade 11
[Martek's Knife]

Notes Edit

On accept:

The camera pans around again and looks up over the scar...
The day that Deathwing came, blood rained from the skies.
I believe I was showing my motorcycle to some hot babes at the time.
After Deathwing appeared, they became quite frightened, but I only had room to rescue one of them.

Choose to either save a female orc, female night elf, female human or a male blood elf

Obviously, I picked the <race>.
We rode off down the canyon, careful to avoid falling rocks.
The motorcycle has a Speed Boost, which increases speed by 1000% for 5 sec. Use it.
When I reached the end of the canyon, I remembered that my motorcycle could fly.
That would have been helpful to know earlier.
Hit space and start flying.
I flew up to the pillar located just north of the canyon.
During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the <strapping/grateful young> <race>.
Deathwing is again in human form, still with 858 million health.
Atop the pillar, I saw him: Deathwing. The time for the ultimate confrontation had arrived.
Theldurin the Lost yells: I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!
Suddenly, Theldurin appears and punches Deathwing in the face!
Hey, stop it Theldurin! This is my story!
A gigantic Lucien can be seen walking around the side of the pillar to the west.
Cut it out guys! Quit interrupting!
Fine. You don't get to hear about how I beat Deathwing in a knife fight. Your loss.

On completion:

Theldurin the Lost says: Sorry about the interruption, Martek. You've gotta admit though... I made your story about fifty times better. Next drink's on me.

Quest progression Edit

  1. Neutral 15 [45] To Fuselight Proper
  2. Neutral 15 [45] Easily Swayed
  3. Neutral 15 [45] A Strange Request
  4. Neutral 15 [45] First Sample: Wild Eggs / Neutral 15 [45] Second Sample: Whelps
  5. Neutral 15 [45] Lifting the Veil
  6. Neutral 15 [45] Third Sample: Implanted Eggs
  7. Neutral 15 [45] Rhea Revealed
  8. Neutral 15 [45] The Venerable Doctor Blam
  9. Neutral 15 [46] Troggish Troubles
  10. Alliance 15 [46] Dustwind Dig / Horde 15 [46] Bloodwatcher Point
  11. Alliance 15 [46] All's Fair in Love, War, and Archaeology / Horde 15 [46] It's Not About History, It's About Power
  12. Complete all of
  13. Neutral 15 [46] Ancient Protectors
  14. Neutral 15 [46] The Titans' Trove
  15. Neutral 15 [46] Return to Blam
  16. Alliance 15 [47] Into the Dragon's Mouth
  17. Alliance 15 [47] The Swift, the Fierce, and the Stout
  18. Neutral 15 [47] The Wrath of a Dragonflight
  19. Neutral 15 [47] Their Hunt Continues
  20. Neutral 15 [47] The Sorrow and the Fury
  21. Neutral 15 [47] The Hidden Clutch
  22. Neutral 15 [47] Rheastrasza's Gift
  23. Neutral 15 [47] Devastation
  24. Neutral 15 [47] The Egg Lives On

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