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The award-winning Gnomeregan Gnews Gnetwork has been tireless in their journalistic quest to bring you the most important news affecting the world of Warcraft. This news were shown during the News From Outland: Crisis at Da Portal! official video.^[1]

News From Outland

In their latest segment, they turn their attention to the goings-on in some place called "Outland". Intrepid reporters of the GGG investigate the seemingly endless battle at the Dark Portal, the mysterious depletion of Zangarmarsh, and the source of a foul odor emanating from Shattrath's Lower City...^[1]

Transcript

Unknown: Gnomeregan Gnews with news anchor, Mar'Lee.
Mar'Lee: Thank you for tuning in. Tonight's top story be, Crisis at Da Portal!
Since the Portal's reopening, multitudes o' demons been pourin' through, but the Horde and the Alliance try to push them back.
On tonight's additional callout we called a demon expert, the warlock, N. Kagnito.
We also have with us, the self-proclaimed "Mouthpiece of the People", Barley McFrothbeard.
Barley McFrothbeard: I say we round all these red-eyed demon freaks and send them all right back to Outland with their pointy tails between their sissy legs.
N. Kagnito: I think calling them demons is a gross generalization, why does everything has to have a label? I mean, who made them "the bad guys" all of a sudden?
Barley McFrothbeard: Uhhh... They only WANT TO DESTROY AZEROTH you flea-brained twit!
N. Kagnito: Nonsense! They are just misunderstood.
Barley McFrothbeard: They'll kill us all you gibbering buffoon!
N. Kagnito: Oh, I suppose you can read their minds all of a sudden.
Barley McFrothbeard: Their demonic energy corrupts and destroys!
N. Kagnito: I use demonic energy every day, I'm not corrupted.
Barley McFrothbeard: Your eyes are glowing!
N. Kagnito: No, I... I have cataracts...
Barley McFrothbeard: And your horns growing from yer... Wait a minute, you are one of them, aren't ya?
Mar'Lee: Oh, that was a close one. Uh, oh, now, let's go on location to Wendy Breezy, how you doing Wendy?
Wendy Breezy: Just super Mar'Lee, thanks! I'm standing here with Commander Duron, who is leading the Alliance Forces against the Burning Legion here at the Portal! Mr. Duron, tell us how you're holding up against these unending waves of demons?
Commander Duron: Well, Wendy, I...
Wendy Breezy: What's it's like to see your commarades gleefully dismembered by these Marauding Agents of Evil?
Commander Duron: Oh, yes, oh, oh, uh, yes...
Wendy Breezy: Comrades who are undoubtedly leaving behind devastated orphans and widows?
Commander Duron: Maybe we should...
Wendy Breezy: How long do you think this assault will last? Given that the Legion is estimated to number... in the millions?
Commander Duron: Sorry, but... duty calls.
Wendy Breezy: Truly a man of few words. Well, this is Wendy.
Unknown: CUT TO COMMERCIAL! CUT TO...
Written: Please Stand By.

Downscreen news

The following news where presented in the bottom of the screen during the video:

Millions of demons invade Azeroth.
Horde and Alliance forces stand strong.
Another nether storm ravages... Netherstorm?
Venture Company credits record earning to hero migration from Azeroth to Outland after Dark Portal's reopening.
Economists concerned with influx of raw material gathered in Outland.
Gnomish thief captured in Tanaris, blames evil twin.
Breaking News! Infernal lands near Gnomergan Gnews HQ in Shattrath City. Origin unknown.
Tanaris gnome's accomplice captured, blames evil triplet.
Wendy Breezy miraculously survives direct impact from infernal strike. Dozens of interns rushed to Sacred Hearth Medical Center in critical condition.
Search party for missing protesters in Zangarmarsh called off.