Fiasco Sizzlegrin

Fiasco Sizzlegrin
Race	Goblin (Humanoid)
Level	82 Elite
Reaction	Alliance Horde
Location	Tenebrous Cavern, Abyssal Depths

Quests

•  [81] Hostile Waters
•  [81] Come Prepared
•  [81] Desperate Plan
•  [81] Unfurling Plan
•  [81] Honor and Privilege

Quotes

My rescue plan is brilliant. Infallible. Only a goblin could possible stop me from succeeding. A goblin with fins. Scary thought.

• Up you go!

Forgotten Depths

Vash'ir

I am pioneer in the science of underwater exploration --

a field that I have titled "Observant Soggination" -and so there is very little under the sea that has escaped my studies. It was during my test run of the ill-fated Fathomscrubber X900 that I first came across the sunken night elf city of Vash'ir It's beautiful in a wet, slimy, fallen-down-pillars sort of way. And I would've stayed to scope out the joint ( I bet it's just reeking with treasure!) if not for the scaly naga brutes who had issues when my nitro probes crumbled a few of there precious reefs.

Luckily the Fathomscrubber was armed with a failsafe "Break Into Pieces" mechanism that hid my hasty retreat in a cloud of oil, bubbles, and deliberately engineered rust. I wish i could have seen the look on their faces, but I was dodging wreckage as I floated to the surface. My inflate-o-Briefs kept me safely buoyant until I was picked up by a timely trading vessel.

I plan to return to Vash'ir someday, and the X901 is going to teach those fish-jerks some respect for science.

-Fiasco Sizzelgrin, Professor of Observant Soggination at IOU (Income Optimization University, Kezan Branch)

Patch changes

• Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.
  

External links

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